inbox;

[craters]

❝Hi, you've reached Haruno Sakura. If this is a medical emergency, please leave your name, location, and a brief description of the injuries.❞

𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧 🌸 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗢 🌸 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

（ ooc; if you'd like to handwave her healing/helping your character, feel free to reply and just put HANDWAVED in the subject line. helps me keep track! ）

Comments

[craters]

What, you didn't believe me? 😋

I guess that's a good thing, though! I get told I'm scary sometimes, haha!

[mercedis]

Scary? Hmm.

No, you've got no beard. Not scary at all. You'd be classified as something else.

[craters]

（ excuse her, this calls for another selfie.

in this one, she has pulled her ponytail around to the front of her face, into an incredibly improvised beard secured with her elastic. her hair isn't long enough to do anything elaborate like braid it, but it at least provides the ... illusion? of a beard?

look, it's very scary, much serious, wow. ）

How about now?

（ you know, it's been a while since she's just been silly about anything, too focused on her work. so it feels good to just... goof off. thanks, cloud. you're a pal. ）

[mercedis]

( honestly? feels kind of nice to not be so focused on the rest of the fresh hell around him... and it's nice to have someone to talk to. )

Yes. This is actually legitimately terrifying.

[craters]

（ hah, nailed it. she actually giggles a bit on her end, delighted. ）

See? Told you!

[mercedis]

I'll have to step up my game if I stop by.

[craters]

Well, I'll look forward to it.

I should get back to work, Cloud, but... thanks. This was a fun chat.

Don't be a stranger, okay?

[mercedis]

Sure. Take care of yourself in the meantime.

[craters]

Yes sir!