inbox;

[craters]

❝Hi, you've reached Haruno Sakura. If this is a medical emergency, please leave your name, location, and a brief description of the injuries.❞

𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧 🌸 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗢 🌸 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

（ ooc; if you'd like to handwave her healing/helping your character, feel free to reply and just put HANDWAVED in the subject line. helps me keep track! ）

Comments

[craters]

So what? What if it was one of those times again?

（ she makes an aggravated noise on one end, it sounds suspiciously like shah. ）

Nevermind! You're a jerk. Please go be a jerk somewhere else that has nothing to do with me.

[boarwitness]

[he makes an equally-aggrieved sound back, and is suddenly glad she can't see his face.]

Whatever. You just say whatever you want.

Goodbye.