inbox;

[craters]

❝Hi, you've reached Haruno Sakura. If this is a medical emergency, please leave your name, location, and a brief description of the injuries.❞

𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧 🌸 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗢 🌸 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

（ ooc; if you'd like to handwave her healing/helping your character, feel free to reply and just put HANDWAVED in the subject line. helps me keep track! ）

Comments

[craters]

（ what even is going on.

she doesn't actually assume buttdial at first — she assumes he's gotten himself injured stupidly (somewhere) and actually needs her help. the humming is easily explained away by another person being in the vicinity — was he mugged? he was probably mugged. or maybe he ran his mouth to the wrong person or something.

so don't mind her as she's putting everything into one of her bags, and then: ）

Felix, hey, can you hear me? Where are you?

[boarwitness]

[?

voice?

felix, totally fine and not in trouble, fishes his phone out of his pocket and

oh

no?

he stares at the call for a minute, and then just

hangs up?]

[craters]

（ excuse HER.

she immediately calls him back. ）

Felix!

[boarwitness]

[no!!!

he hangs up again.

this is so embarrassing? maybe she'll stop if he texts her.]

I'm fine.

[craters]

Literally anyone could have typed that. Answer me properly.

（ don't think she can't TRACK YOU DOWN, boy. ）

[boarwitness]

[AAAAAAA

he BEGRUDGINGLY swaps to voice.]

I'm fine. Happy?

[craters]

（ she huffs out angrily, and then: ）

Then start with that next time!

（ feeling a bit anxious about people being hurt? maybe. ）

[boarwitness]

I forgot to lock my phone. That's all. You don't need to worry about stupid things like that.

[to his credit, his tone is conciliatory, bordering on something nearing apologetic.]

What are you so concerned about, anyway?

[craters]

You're reckless, and you run your mouth at the least provocation. Of everyone in Stygia, you're probably the one I should be most concerned about.

（ in contrast to his vaguely apologetic tone, she sounds waspish and annoyed now. coming down from that little jolt of worried adrenaline is, apparently, a bumpy ride. ）

[boarwitness]

[hello? why is he getting lectured??]

Hmph. You're being dramatic. I have the action to back up my words—I'm the last person you need to interfere with.

[craters]

Think back to all the times I've rescued you from your actions and try that again, Felix.

（ sir you are a menace. ）

[boarwitness]

None of those were my fault. [he was the victim???? she just catches him in awkward situations!!!] You just always happen to be nearby, that's all.

[craters]

So what? What if it was one of those times again?

（ she makes an aggravated noise on one end, it sounds suspiciously like shah. ）

Nevermind! You're a jerk. Please go be a jerk somewhere else that has nothing to do with me.

[boarwitness]

[he makes an equally-aggrieved sound back, and is suddenly glad she can't see his face.]

Whatever. You just say whatever you want.

Goodbye.