inbox;

[craters]

❝Hi, you've reached Haruno Sakura. If this is a medical emergency, please leave your name, location, and a brief description of the injuries.❞

𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧 🌸 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗢 🌸 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

（ ooc; if you'd like to handwave her healing/helping your character, feel free to reply and just put HANDWAVED in the subject line. helps me keep track! ）

Comments

[boarwitness]

[?

voice?

felix, totally fine and not in trouble, fishes his phone out of his pocket and

oh

no?

he stares at the call for a minute, and then just

hangs up?]

[craters]

（ excuse HER.

she immediately calls him back. ）

Felix!

[boarwitness]

[no!!!

he hangs up again.

this is so embarrassing? maybe she'll stop if he texts her.]

I'm fine.

[craters]

Literally anyone could have typed that. Answer me properly.

（ don't think she can't TRACK YOU DOWN, boy. ）

[boarwitness]

[AAAAAAA

he BEGRUDGINGLY swaps to voice.]

I'm fine. Happy?

[craters]

（ she huffs out angrily, and then: ）

Then start with that next time!

（ feeling a bit anxious about people being hurt? maybe. ）

[boarwitness]

I forgot to lock my phone. That's all. You don't need to worry about stupid things like that.

[to his credit, his tone is conciliatory, bordering on something nearing apologetic.]

What are you so concerned about, anyway?

[craters]

You're reckless, and you run your mouth at the least provocation. Of everyone in Stygia, you're probably the one I should be most concerned about.

（ in contrast to his vaguely apologetic tone, she sounds waspish and annoyed now. coming down from that little jolt of worried adrenaline is, apparently, a bumpy ride. ）

[boarwitness]

[hello? why is he getting lectured??]

Hmph. You're being dramatic. I have the action to back up my words—I'm the last person you need to interfere with.

[craters]

Think back to all the times I've rescued you from your actions and try that again, Felix.

（ sir you are a menace. ）

[boarwitness]

None of those were my fault. [he was the victim???? she just catches him in awkward situations!!!] You just always happen to be nearby, that's all.

[craters]

So what? What if it was one of those times again?

（ she makes an aggravated noise on one end, it sounds suspiciously like shah. ）

Nevermind! You're a jerk. Please go be a jerk somewhere else that has nothing to do with me.

[boarwitness]

[he makes an equally-aggrieved sound back, and is suddenly glad she can't see his face.]

Whatever. You just say whatever you want.

Goodbye.